First, I didn’t post about the last debate, because it was just so boring. I mean, Obama kicked his ass from the word go. The only reason he didn’t use McCain’s creepy old man comb-over to mop the floor, was because he was afraid some of the undecided voters would start to feel sorry for the old guy. It just wasn’t necessary—Obama looked elegant and gracious, while cranky-pants wandered around the stage looking like he couldn’t find the men’s room. Prostate, you know.
Everyone is aware that the Snowbilly is inciting the white trash attending the McCain campaign events to riot. I mean, her “speeches” are just precious. “Obama isn’t one of us.” “Who is Barack Obama? “ “What do we know about Barack Obama?” Who the hell is she?
Well, here is what we know today about Sarah Palin. According to the bipartisan report released this evening, she unlawfully attempted to use her power as the governor of Alaska to try—repeatedly—to get her ex-brother-in-law fired from his post as an Alaska state trooper. However, these people are just so fucking DUMB that they might as well have taken an advertisement out in the Wasilla Daily Spawn of Hell;they were that smooth about it. Please, I’m recommending that you read the damn report—I’m only on page eighty-something, but it is highly illuminating, particularly the influence that her husband has over her operations as governor.
Riveting and hilarious are the details around the illegal moose shooting incident. You’ve read about that, right? Turns out, the wife (at the time) had a moose tag and was with the evil trooper when he shot the moose, and the ex-wife’s father, yeah Sarah’s father, skinned the moose in the field. Todd Palin was told by various law enforcement officials that if the ex-brother-in-law was busted for breaking the law, then the rest of them would go down with him. No, insisted Todd the Swift of Mind. Only arrest the bastard ex-brother-in-law. They are just brilliant.
So here we are. Christopher Buckley, son of the late conservative stalwart (and rare to find in this breed, an actual intellectual) William Buckley, endorsed Barack Obama today. Christopher does not consider himself a democrat. He’s a republican with libertarian leanings. BTW, Christopher Buckley writes political satire that kills. Check out his books. This week, there has been a torrent of republicans endorsing our fair candidate. From the pissed off and deserted Michigan republicans—we in Missouri know how they feel, thanks to John Kerry THE DESERTER four years ago—to that sissy David Brooks, they are all rats jumping a sinking ship.
And last, but certainly not least, the white working class is counting on Barack Obama to save their asses. It looks like they are going to vote for the smartest man in the room for a goddamn change. I’m thrilled, cause them’s my people. I am now worried about what happens when, and if (I’m suspicious, okay?), we win this thing. He—WE—have a hell of a mess to dig out of.
Sarah Palin will probably have to do community service when we send her back to Alaska. I hope she is detailed to the Anchorage Planned Parenthood, where she is required to hand out birth control pills and medically accurate sex education brochures to sexually active teenagers.
Mitt's Birther Backer
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Speaking of backward, dirty and greed driven politics, Mike Sanders handpicked candidate for County Sheriff is filing inaccurate campaign reports with the Missouri Elections Commission.
Look at Mike Sharp's Eight Day Out report and his 30 day after campaign finance report. The ending balance for the July report should serve as the beginning balance of the September report; however, Sharp's cash on hand at the beginning of September exceeds the August reports ending figure by more than 50K.
There is no explanation for where the 50 K came from. He must have Gloria Squitiro doing his campaign accounting for him.
Sharp, an admitted pornographer, does not have the ethics to serve as Jackson County Sheriff. Sharp is simply a cog in Jim Nutter's corrupt inner city political machine that has run this county for fare too long.
I was ready to flame the anonymous comment above because it sounds like someone with a reality problem, but if you look at Sharp's reports I think he or she is right. There is a real and material problem with those reports.
This has become a point of discussion on Blog CCP. Congrats Action, you are making your mark!
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